import requests

def call_ows_territories(territories_standard):
    # Make request to ows-territories
    headers = {'Correlation-Id': 'helpmeicantseesogooddammnit'}
    ows_territories_url = 'http://ows-territories.theorchard.io/territory/{}'
    r = requests.get(
        ows_territories_url.format(territories_standard), headers=headers)

    # Basically array_column(). Returns a list
    def p(index):
        return [val[index] for val in r.json().get('items')]

    # Grab the territory list
    return p('territory_code_a2')